Dumb Laws – U

By Jab

Dumb Laws by Letter State — A C D F G H I K L M N O P R S T U V W


  • It is against the law to fish from horseback.
  • When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
  • It is illegal not to drink milk.
  • It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can’t detonate them.
  • Birds have the right of way on all highways.
  • A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
  • You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
  • It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
  • It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
  • No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
  • Kaysville — You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
  • Logan — Women may not swear.
  • Monroe — Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
  • Provo — Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
  • Salt Lake City — No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
  • Tremonton — It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
  • Trout Creek — Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.