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Dumb Laws – A

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Dumb Laws by Letter State — A C D F G H I K L M N O P R S T U V W

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
You may not drive barefooted.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Incestous marriages are legal.
Anniston — You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Jasper — It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Lee County — It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile — It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Fairbanks — It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

Hunting camels is prohibited
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Glendale — Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe — Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hayden — If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County — No more than six girls may live in any house.
Mesa — It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County — A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Nogales — An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Prescott — No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tucson — Women may not wear pants.
Tombstone — It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Arkansas must be pronounced “Arkansaw”
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
Fayetteville — It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
Little Rock — Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.