Dumb Laws – L

By Jab

Dumb Laws by Letter State — A C D F G H I K L M N O P R S T U V W


  • It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
  • Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”
  • It is illegal to gargle in public places. New Orleans — You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
  • It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.