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Dumb Laws by Letter State — A C D F G H I K L M N O P R S T U V W

Georgia

• It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
• You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by “fighting” words.
• Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
• Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
• Signs are required to be written in English.
• No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
• Acworth — All citizens must own a rake.
• Atlanta — Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
• One man may not be on another man’s back.
• Columbus — Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.
• It is illegal to carry a chicken by it’s feet down Broadway on Sunday.
• Gainesville — Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
• Jonesboro — It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy”
• Kennesaw — Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
• Marietta — Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
• St. Mary’s — No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
• Quitman — It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
• Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.