No Trespassing

Posted: 25th June 2011 by Jab in Dumb Laws, Funny Pics
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So tell me what you think – this sign is in front of a neighborhood – Against freedom of speech? or just a sign stating we don’t want your services please don’t bother us?

Arizona State Legislature 13-1502

Target sells what?

Posted: 23rd June 2011 by Jab in Auto Correct Fail
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Old phone

Posted: 22nd June 2011 by Jab in Casual
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Just a old phone nothing much

Dumb Laws

Posted: 21st June 2011 by Jab in Dumb Laws
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If you have any dumb laws that you don’t see here post them here.

Posting from phone

Posted: 21st June 2011 by Jab in Casual
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For the longest time I have been wanting to post from my phone … and now I can how nice is that.

The Perfect Chili

Posted: 18th November 2010 by Jab in Recipes
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  • 1 lg Onion
  • 4 Stalks Celery
  • 3 – 4 Cloves Garlic
  • Butter or Coconut Oil
  • 6 Tblsp – Chili Power
  • 1 Tblsp – Cumin
  • 1 Tsp – Paprika
  • 1 Tblsp – Red Pepper – Cayenne
  • Salt – to taste
  • Black Pepper – to taste
  • 2 Cans Pinto Beans – drained and rinsed
  • 2 Cans Black Beans – drained and rinsed
  • 2 Cans Dark Kidney Beans – drained and rinsed
  • 2 Cans Whole Tomatoes
  • 1 Can Tomato Paste
  • 16 oz of water

Saute onions, celery and garlic – in butter or coconut oil. Add 2 Tablespoons chili power.

In a large pot add beans, whole tomatoes, tomato paste, water, chili power, cumin, paprika, red pepper, salt and pepper.
Bring to a boil.
Add onions, celery, garlic
Reduce heat to a simmer and let simmer for 45 min to 1 hr.

Life

Posted: 1st May 2005 by Jab in Poetry

Waiting patiently,

abruptly, calmly,

anxiously…

For a sound so pleasant,

so arousing to hear.

When you hear, this sound

so sweet,

with your crying eyes

you look up…

Looking scared and unaware;

innocent…

At the same time

charming and sweet;

beautiful.

As you take – touch

for the first time,

holding and smelling;

crying and thanking.

For you have just been blessed

with this beautiful baby.

 

– Life

Love is a beautiful thing

Posted: 15th August 2003 by Jab in Poetry

Love is a beautiful thing

When you are in love nothing else matters

you can cross a river without getting tired

hick a mountain high above.

You are not bound by any circumstances

you are lifted with joy and anxiety

the world can crumble down

but as long as you are with the one you love

It would not matter.

Without love life is cold.

You wish sometimes you don’t exist.

You are lonely

this can be overcome by remembering loves ones.

Just knowing them is enough to brighten your day,

even though they may not share the same kind of love.

For there are many kinds of love

you can the love of a family

for they are your blood.

The ones you trust, grew up with

Then you can love another, as a friend of no relation to you.

Someone you can depend on

who will be there for you, through thick and thin.

You can also be in love

this feeling is an experience of a lifetime

you will know when you are in love

that passion has your undivided attention

your physical and emotional entities.

They are one with you.

Forever you will spend with that person.

A lifetime of feelings of trust … friendship, loyalty

of strength and respect.

For love is not something to take as a joke

for love can hurt.

When things do not go well, when you are misleading

when you are not trust worthy, when you lie.

This is when love can be ugly.

Heartbroken

for it takes longer for your heart to heal from heartache

then it takes to fall in love.

–So watch who you fall in love with

and don’t start something you cannot finish

because that is the hardest part.

Trying to tell someone you want to, but you just cannot

it is a confusing state

in which one does not know how to handle the situation.

Make sure you know what you are doing

before you do it.

Hurting someone is one thing

to be hurt is something that can stay with you

forever

Love is not a game

it is a natural instinct that one shares

to show compassion between people

Are you ready to love?

 

– Love is a beautiful thing

Love is

Posted: 15th January 2003 by Jab in Poetry

Love is not a fairy tale

Love is not a dream

Love is not an inspiration

Although so it seems!

 

– Love is

My Last Chance

Posted: 15th November 2002 by Jab in Poetry

I have cut boundaries

I have taken chances

This is my last chance

I don’t want to chase anymore

I don’t want to fail anymore

I don’t want to cry anymore

I want to breathe

To feel free

To have those butterflies once again

To be touched and loved only

By your hands and heart

I want us to be one

Only you can bring me that happiness once again

You did it once, and

Who knows maybe that’s all we were suppose to have

But my feelings are too strong to say so

I do know, however

I love you with all my heart and soul.

 

– My last Chance